Fear of Unknown

The one permanent emotion of the inferior man is fear - fear of the unknown, the complex, the inexplicable. What he wants above everything else is safety.

Lesbian?

What's the point of being a lesbian if a woman is going to look and act like an imitation man?

Woman

Sometimes it's hard to be a woman giving all your love to just one man.

Man. Woman

Women have got to make the world safe for men since men have made it so darned unsafe for women.

Man and Woman

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Liars

According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars