Dog Property Laws

If I like it, it's mine. If it's in my mouth, it's mine. If I can take it from you, it's mine. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine. If it's broken, it's yours.

Framed Advice

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it.

Second, Cent

man : God, How long is a million years to you?
God : a second
man : How much is a $1M to you?
God : a cent
man : Can I borrow a cent?
God : wait a sec...